Shout out to the super moms out there that took the time out to make St. Patty's day an absolutely incredible and extraordinary experience for their little ones. I was under the impression that my kindergartner was excited to wear his shamrock shirt (that my mom bought him) and learn a little bit of Irish dancing at school. A nice, laid-back day filled with all ... Read More
STFU about Disney World
Disney World- the dream destination for those young and old. The greatest place on earth. The place where my 6 year old son has yet to visit. It seems, however, that every other damn kid in his school has visited or soon will be. It has been too many times I have heard, "mommy, (insert name here) is going to Disney World in a few days. When can WE go to Disney ... Read More
Seeing Red: Mid-Thirties Hormonal Talk
Being 35 is turning out to be a complete hormonal shitstorm. My periods, which have always been every 28 days like clock-work, are getting closer together. Like 23-24-25-26 days. Pretty much whenever that bitch feels like making her ugly appearance. I feel like I am constantly buying tampons. Speaking of tampons, remember that one time my hubs asked me if women are allowed ... Read More
Rabbit Book: FAIL
The flimsy book came in the mail on Friday. Even though I get packages delivered all of the time (ughh Amazon Prime), getting this brown envelope made me squeal with excitement and hope that this would end my long nights putting this chick to bed. The book had few pages, but they were packed with text. Finally it was time. 8 pm on Friday. Dimmed the lights and told Scar ... Read More
Stress Relief
I am mentally and physically exhausted. If you are not in the mood to listen to a bitch fest, then move right along. House for Sale. This year has been a wild one. Our home has been on the market since JANUARY. We have had at least thirty showings. Meaning cleaning, cleaning, and more cleaning. Picking up toys constantly. Making multiple beds. Trying to coordinate ... Read More